Many parents have a difficult time talking to their kids about sex. It can be uncomfortable, awkward, embarrassing, and even scary for some. As a result, some moms would rather do almost anything else than have “the talk” with their kids.
We asked 20 moms about what they’d rather do than have that conversation. Here’s what they had to say:.
1. Clean the Bathroom
“I’d rather scrub the toilet with a toothbrush than talk about sex with my kids. At least then I can wear gloves and avoid eye contact with anyone.”.
2. Do the Laundry
“The never-ending pile of dirty laundry seems much more manageable compared to the thought of telling my kids about the birds and the bees.”.
3. Watch Paint Dry
“I’ll take watching paint dry any day over talking about sex with my kids.”.
4. Wash the Dishes
“I don’t mind washing the dishes. At least it’s mindless and I can avoid the awkwardness of a sex talk.”.
5. Go to the Dentist
“I hate going to the dentist, but I’d much rather have a root canal than talk to my kids about sex.”.
6. Clean Out the Garage
“Cleaning out the garage might not be fun, but it’s still better than the alternative.”.
7. Watch a Horror Movie
“I’d rather watch a horror movie than have ‘the talk.’ At least then the scary monsters can distract us from how uncomfortable we both are.”.
8. Scrub the Grout
“If it came down to it, I’d rather spend my time scrubbing the grout than discussing sex with my kids.”.
9. Mop the Floors
“Mopping the floors is not my favorite thing to do, but it beats having that conversation any day.”.
10. Go to the DMV
“I’d rather spend hours at the DMV than talk to my kids about sex.”.
11. Clean the Gutters
“Cleaning the gutters might be a dirty job, but it’s still better than talking about sex with my kids.”.
12. Organize the Closet
“I love organizing things, so I’d much rather spend my time rearranging my closet than talking about sex with my kids.”.
13. Get a Pap Smear
“I dread getting a pap smear, but it’s still easier than having that conversation with my kids.”.
14. Iron Clothes
“Ironing might be boring, but it’s still better than the alternative.”.
15. Rake Leaves
“Raking leaves might seem tedious, but it’s still preferable to discussing sex with my kids.”.
16. Floss My Teeth
“Flossing my teeth is not my favorite thing to do, but it certainly beats talking about sex with my kids.”.
17. Walk the Dog
“Taking the dog for a walk is a nice way to get some fresh air and avoid that awkward conversation.”.
18. Clean the Windows
“Cleaning windows might be a pain, but it’s still easier than having a sex talk with my kids.”.
19. Paint a Room
“Painting a room might take some work, but it’s still a better option than talking about sex with my kids.”.
20. Cook a Big Meal
“I love cooking, so I’d much rather make a nice meal for my family than talk about sex with my kids.”.