Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you needed to avoid something important? Whether it’s a meeting, a family gathering, a class, or anything else, we all have moments when we just want to skip out on something.
However, coming up with a creative excuse can be a challenge, especially when traditional ones won’t cut it. Here are 30 unusual excuses for avoiding conditions that might come in handy one day.
1. I ate something weird and don’t want to risk being sick.
Sometimes, blaming it on the food is a go-to excuse, but you can make it more believable by mentioning that you ate something unusual or exotic.
2. I accidentally booked a trip and can’t cancel it.
This excuse might require some planning ahead, but you can always say that you didn’t realize a trip was conflicting with your plans and you can’t cancel it now.
3. I had a dream that something terrible would happen if I attended.
If you want to sound a bit more mysterious, you can say that you had a dream that convinced you not to attend the condition, and you don’t want to tempt fate.
4. I promised someone else I would do something that day.
If you have a friend or family member who needs your help with something, you can use that as an excuse to avoid another obligation.
5. My horoscope said it’s not a good day for me.
If you’re into astrology, you can always check your horoscope and use it as a reason for why you shouldn’t attend a condition.
6. A psychic told me to stay away from crowded places.
If you want to take the spiritual route, you can say that a psychic or a tarot reader warned you about being in crowded or overwhelming spaces.
7. My pet needs emergency care.
If you have a pet, you can always use them as an excuse, saying that they got sick or hurt and need emergency care.
8. I’m in a witness protection program, and it’s not safe for me to attend.
This excuse might be a bit extreme, but it’s sure to get you out of a condition. You can say that you’re in a witness protection program and can’t risk being seen in public.
9. I’m allergic to the venue’s air conditioning.
If you’re sensitive to cold air or have allergies, you can use that as a reason not to attend the condition.
10. I’m on a deadline and can’t risk missing it.
If you’re a freelancer or work from home, you can always say that you have a tight deadline and can’t risk falling behind, which is why you can’t attend the condition.
11. I’m waiting for a call from the President.
Make up an excuse that you’re waiting for an important phone call and it’s not something you can miss out on.
12. I accidentally double-booked myself.
It’s always possible that you marked the wrong day on your calendar and accidentally double-booked yourself. .
13. I can’t risk being in the sun for too long.
If you’re sensitive to the sun or have medical reasons for avoiding it, you can use that as an excuse not to attend a particular condition.
14. I just got out of surgery and can’t risk getting an infection.
If you recently had surgery, you can use that as an excuse not to attend a condition and risk getting an infection from the crowd.
15. I joined a cult and can’t leave for long periods.
This excuse might be a bit extreme, but you can always say that you joined a cult that forbids you from leaving for long periods of time.
16. I’m scared of getting lost on my way there.
If you have a bad sense of direction or don’t like driving to unknown places, you can use that as an excuse not to attend a condition.
17. I have an online test that day that I can’t miss.
If you’re a student, you can always say that you have an online test that you can’t miss, and you need to be home for it.
18. I can’t risk being around that person who’s going to attend.
If you have a person you don’t want to see at the condition, you can use that as an excuse not to go.
19. I’m moving that day and can’t come.
If you’re in the process of moving or renovating, you can say that you have too much to do that day and can’t leave.
20. My car won’t start, and I can’t afford to fix it.
If you own a car, you can always use it as an excuse, saying that it won’t start, and you can’t afford to get it fixed at the moment.
21. I have a thing that I can’t back out of.
If you want to be vague, you can always say that you have a thing planned that you can’t back out of, but you can’t tell them what it is.
22. I lost my invitation, so I assumed I wasn’t invited.
If you didn’t receive an invitation or lost it, you can always use it as an excuse not to attend and say that you assumed you weren’t invited.
23. I’m having car trouble, and I don’t want to risk getting stranded.
If you own a car that needs repairs, you can use it as an excuse not to attend the condition and say that you don’t want to risk getting stranded.
24. I’m having a bad hair day.
If you’re not in the mood to dress up and go out, you can always blame it on a bad hair day and say that you don’t want to be seen in public.
25. I can’t risk being around people who are coughing and sneezing.
If you’re sensitive to germs or have medical reasons for avoiding them, you can use that as an excuse not to attend conditions where people might be coughing and sneezing.
26. I’m in the middle of a home renovation, and I can’t leave it unattended.
If you’re renovating your home, you can use it as an excuse not to attend the condition and say that you need to be there to supervise the workers.
27. I fell and hurt myself, and I need to rest at home.
If you recently fell or hurt yourself, you can use it as an excuse not to attend the condition and say that you need rest and recovery time.
28. I need to study for an upcoming exam.
If you’re a student, you can always say that you have an upcoming exam that you need to study for and can’t attend the condition.
29. I’m too busy with work to attend.
If you’re swamped with work, you can use it as an excuse not to attend the condition and say that you can’t risk falling behind on your tasks.
30. I have a ticket for an upcoming concert, and I can’t miss it.
If you have a ticket for an upcoming concert or event, you can use that as an excuse not to attend a condition and say that you can’t miss it.